Lady in Chick-fil-A: Wow you're about to have your hands full.
Me: Yea but you should see how full my HEART IS.
Lady outside the library: Looks like you're carrying a girl!
Me: It's a boy.
BiLo Cashier: She [Evelyn] must have been really little when you got pregnant again.
Me: We had sex immediately.
Apartment Manager: When are you due?
Me: November 8th
Apartment Manager: WOW so two more months?!?!
Me: I'm sorry?
Sister-in-law: WOW you're so big!